Monday, October 18, 2010

I think.

Deployments are silly.
Christmas is fun.
Cars are annoying.
Sissy's are best.
And college is only half as hard as you think it is.


That is all.

Monday, August 9, 2010

To the captain of the USS Lincoln.

You. Are. Stupid.

Not only do you NOT know when/if you're bringing the ship in (which may or may not happen this. week.) but you also don't know how to keep one running. This ship is THE biggest STUPIDEST piece of work EVER. Then, to top it off.. You change your mind 15 times in the past 3 days. Leave, or no leave? Home, or no home? MAKE UP YOUR MIND. Seriously... not EVERYONE is married and lives in the same place as their little sailor boy. Not EVERYONE is going to be RIGHT there when he gets home. SOME people have to travel up there... which costs money. And you know, plane tickets which mean SCHEDULE.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Dude, seriously. Jump off a cliff.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

:)

I got an email from Josh yesterday :D Made my day. He's fine. Eatin' corndogs and burgers on the ship. Obviously, he couldn't tell me WHERE he was.. but that he was okay. So that's good, now I at LEAST have a WAY to get in contact with him.

Work was hilarious today. Adrienne and I set off the fire alarm (don't put wax paper in the oven kids..) and then had to take 15 of Pensacola's finest homeless kiddo's into the "real shelter". We proceeded to sing songs with them, and what do these kids choose to sing? "Oh Happy Day"... definitely brought me back to "Sister Act" like.. straight up dancing in the aisles and such. I loved it. It was so funny. Absolutely hilarious, actually. Now.. I have to write an English paper. I don't wanna.. :()

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Dear DoN...

Dear Department of the Navy,
I really do not like you today. We are not friends. You are stupid, inconvenient, and mean. And obviously do not care if you make happy relationships or not because you give people's boyfriends no time to call them. At all. Love it. NOT.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

My "great debate"

I need to figure out what I want to do with my life.

I'm thinking PR the further I get into college. Yep, I'm majoring in education right now, and I'd love to be a teacher, but I'm thinkin' PR is the way to go. Or event planning. :( Hmm.. What I neeeed to do is figure out what JOB I wanna do.. so that I can pick my major.. but since I dunno what job, I dunno what major.


Humph.

Friday, July 9, 2010

My sissy is a "fiancee"!!!

My sissy is a fiancee and I am jealous! :D Just kidding, I'm happy for her. Wooty woot! Now me and lil Davey (her fiance) can now be family! :D Which he loves. He better love it, at least.. because he's stuck with me.

I personally would like to plan a huge affair, but sissy is too simple. So, I guess I'll haveee to settle with just a bridal shower/bachelorette party.. because.. she doesn't want a "big" wedding. Poopy.. I want a big wedding.. she needs to take one for the damn team and let me live vicariously thorough her!!!! HUMPH!

Okay, I am off to start purchasing "I'm the bride" shirts, little itsy bitsy mints that come in various pastels, and blue things. :D WHOO! :D Yes ma'am. I am a maid of honor. Without being asked, of course, because I have dubbed MYSELF maid of honor.


Toodaloo.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

New "blogger"

Hello,
My name is Kiley. And I don't do this whole"blogging" thing, but since sissy has one and I wanna comment back to her, I'll give it a shot. :D

Number one thing I learned today-- The Navy makes boyfriends work a long, long time. So much that they only get to talk to their girlfriends in brief increments... whoopdeedoo. :D

Number two thing I learned today-- Potty trained children ONLY should be allowed into work.. yep. Cuz the un-potty trained WILL pee and poop all over the damn place.. ALL over the place. (Isn't it "punny" how I made this "number two" hehe)

Number three thing I learned today-- Amazon is silly. They advertise their prices as "3.47; 0.01; 2.50" for books.. then tack on like 10 bucks shipping.. so before you know it you've spent $46.50 on BOOKS... and not textbooks.. just leisurely reading books. Yeah, amazon.. BIG HUGE props to you for that.

Number four thing I learned today-- I still don't know what I wanna do with my life. Although, that isn't "new", I haven't known that for awhile.

Oh well, blog numero uno DOWN... :D Wooty woot woot!